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OTC - November 13, 2014, 9:28 am
Unlike Obama who makes it a point to repeat blame in order to avoid responsiblity
Cannabal - November 12, 2014, 10:41 pm
Ted Cruz is like Rudy Giuliani: he makes it a point to repeat one word or phrase persistently in order to get attention.

“Let me be clear: I don’t trust the Republicans. And I don’t trust the Democrats, & I think a whole lot of Americans likewise don’t trust the Republicans & the Democrats, because it is leadership in both parties that has gotten us in this mess.” -

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terroraustralis - June 3, 2013, 11:24 pm
5L, best poster i have seen all week.

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How Do You Ruin Senator Ted Cruz's Day? -


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TEDDY - And the ship of fools.

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EmmaRoydes - August 4, 2014, 9:16 am
It's an immutable truth that America's security is at risk with this rise of illegals.
EmmaRoydes - August 4, 2014, 9:14 am
It's not as simple as you are a**uming. At least 71 people from countries with ebola outbreaks have attempted to enter the USA. The numbers from countries like pakistan, egypt, syria, and other middle eastern countries is on the rise as well.
fauxnews - August 3, 2014, 7:30 pm
He should still have sympathy to immigrants nevertheless because if it were up to some conservatives, tougher laws may have prevented his US citizenship at all based on his origins. My 2 cents.
fauxnews - August 3, 2014, 7:26 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/11/politics/ted-cruz-canada-citizenship/ Yet, Ted Cruz, if you remember was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father. As such, he was a dual citizen -- an American because of his mum, Canadian because of country.
fauxnews - August 3, 2014, 7:24 pm
In Hollywood? Since when is Hollywood rooting out terrorists? other than in the movies, that is. You mad at Sly Stallone to what he did to Van Damme in the Expendables? X-D I agree, cutting his head off with a butcher knife was a bit fascistic. :-p
JGalt - August 3, 2014, 7:14 pm
MCarthyism today is alive and well in Liberal hollywood and in liberal intolerance.
Bandit5906 - August 3, 2014, 1:10 pm
Mother American, father Cuban Cruz was born in Texas. I suppose you are referring to illegal aliens?

Sarah Palin -

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Cannabal - October 18, 2013, 4:30 am
The Tea Party has finally gone overboard.


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BobbEdwards - June 11, 2013, 8:30 am
That's me, Mr. Threadkiller, lol
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 4:42 am
Oh, thanks, Bob, you done spoiled the whole thing!
BobbEdwards - June 11, 2013, 12:11 am
It's a spoof of the birthers, couched in their rhetoric. Period. 5L :-P
Renza - June 9, 2013, 10:33 am
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 1:59 pm
and you really should consider removing the blinders and see what's really going on around you
Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:52 pm
You really should come up with a better thing to resort to when you run out of worthwhile things to say. Focus is a valuable thing to have, blinders however, are not.
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 12:27 am
and feathered by people from both parties and libertarians as well
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 12:27 am
I'm afraid you are just a miserable little wretch who can even see what's right in front of your nose. For Obama, it just keeps getting worse and worse. I'll be really surprised if he even makes it to the end of this term without being impeached or tarred
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:13 pm
I'm afraid I tend to look at a bit bigger picture than the actions of one individual, as in reality, they aren't dictators, hell most of them are probably little more than puppets or faces, but in the end, congress is what you really should worry about.
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 8:02 pm
Cannabal - June 7, 2013, 6:04 pm
Oh, you did? You're a very perceptive individual, Tool.
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 5:30 pm
jesus h. christ! what will it take to make you open your eyes to what's going on in this country? Bush and obama have totally stomped on the constitution and you still refuse to see it?
Renza - June 7, 2013, 10:52 am
here and there for sure. though some parts would need a bit more elaborate connections.
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 10:44 am
It almost describes the current administration to a tee. The previous administration (bush) comes pretty close too.
Renza - June 7, 2013, 10:17 am
I would not disagree that it exists in both parties, your original statement seemed more a denial of it's existence in one is all. As for fascism, by that definition, fascists in power are doing a terrible job, but it does sound like the reps' platform.
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 9:41 am
especially if you use the definition: a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 9:39 am
I think, when you consider the nature of the scandals of the current administration, that the easy conclusion is that the democrat party is also fascist.
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 9:36 am
I do, indeed, agree that it's a fascist party, but believe that cronyism and plutocracy are present in both major parties. You have a problem with that statement?
Renza - June 7, 2013, 9:32 am
so, you admit and agree it's a fascist party, but deny that they're cronies or plutocrats?
StoneTools - June 7, 2013, 9:08 am
I noticed that in you
Cannabal - June 7, 2013, 4:32 am
Oh, yeah, definitely. I also have no sense of humor or sarcasm, either.
OTC - June 7, 2013, 12:45 am
sounds like cannabal might be a birther
Cannabal - June 6, 2013, 10:18 pm
You're right, Mitt Romney is not in office, so those terms just don't apply right now.
StoneTools - June 6, 2013, 9:44 pm
Had you left cronyist and plutocrat out, you might have made a decent argument, but you blew it with those two words which better describe the democrat party - especially if you add crapitalist to the list.
StoneTools - June 6, 2013, 9:42 pm
gotta love the latest ted cruz tweet: Holder says he won't resign until he accomplishes all his goals. I guess there are still some amendments in Bill of Rights left unviolated…
Cannabal - June 6, 2013, 3:55 pm
Uh-huh, so I should just realign with the Republican Party, because they are in no way fascist, cronyist, or plutocratic at all.
ChadAllen - June 6, 2013, 2:01 pm
You reveal your own gross deficit of character & intelligence Cannonball, by your obvious support of this [email protected] Democrat Party, but then the left has always been a candle to a moth for the seriously imbalanced.

phil robertosn duck dynasty -

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crankyhead - September 30, 2013, 12:47 pm
Yeah. Sorry I forgot to mention he's also a foreigner.
foxrecon19d - September 30, 2013, 11:17 am
Yeah, he did, didn't he? Knowing that the Main Stream Media was going to crucify him for daring to oppose the Democrat's Dear Leader, this was definitely a WTF are you doing moment.

Carmen Cruz Mayor of San Juan -

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calron - March 28, 2015, 3:13 pm
So why is it the nuts get pointed out to represent those that disagree with liberals as if they are representative of those groups, but dumb liberals don't get the same treatment?

Governor Moonbeam Idiocy & Hypocrisy -

Traitor! -

Liberal WaPo Cartoonist Continues To Display Her Racism & Ignorance -

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fauxnews - February 3, 2016, 11:18 am
LOL..Or trump X-D
crankyhead - December 28, 2015, 1:38 am
Insert ph**o of John Boehner crying here...
Libertas - December 23, 2015, 10:16 pm
only when liberals are offended can it be called microagression- because their puny little feelings got hurt, hence the "Micro" or dimiminutive prefix. Liberals know Conservatives have much thicker skin...
Libertas - December 23, 2015, 10:15 pm
Silly rational conservative: its only microagression when a college student or a liberal calls it as such!
calron - December 23, 2015, 8:56 pm
Looks like one heck of a Micro Aggression and case of Racial Profiling.

Bush 'Logic' -

Bernie Sanders Wants To Tax Americans At 90% -

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Santa Endorses Ted Cruz -

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TAGS: ted cruz conservative warrior 2016 trusted donald trump rino amnesty border wall illegal immigration texas senator new yourk liberal rnc gop
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fauxnews - February 11, 2016, 11:35 am
According to Silver, the GOP defensive system for pushing an acceptable establishment candidate (Rubio,Bush,etc.) is broken,etc. Why do I see this ending in a Trump ticket with Cruz as his VP choice :-/ Translation(2016 election): Death of the GOP (2/2)
fauxnews - February 11, 2016, 11:33 am
Well...it doesn't seem to be affect Trump. According to famed pollster and political a***yst Nate Silver (who predicted the last 2 Presidential elections quite accurately) Trump is the front runner and should be treated as such (1/2)
Bandit5906 - February 11, 2016, 10:21 am
That was then and this is now!

Liberal Asininity -

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TAGS: ted cruz allen west american dream team constitutional conservative patriots heroes freedom liberty constitution tea party dont tread on me
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Bandit5906 - January 17, 2016, 1:11 am
Can't trust career politicians: Paul Ryan the latest example.

RNC Chair Goes 'Birther' On Ted Cruz -

Brace Yourself Ted Cruz -

Well constitutional conservatives see how you like it -

A Memo to the Sore Loser Faction of the Republican Party -

Trump's Birther Idiocy -

Remember the Alamo -



Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! -

Why Does The Left Fear & Hate Ted Cruz So Much? -

Class Vs. Crass -

Oink -

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truthteller - February 24, 2016, 1:16 pm
as Will Smith might say Now that's... a whuppin'. RINO Cruz got his a** handed to him by RINO Trump.

temper trumptum -

CNN Broke Story About Ben Carson Dropping Out Of Race, NOT Ted Cruz Staffer -

sanders -

Disqualified. -

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Cannabal - April 17, 2016, 1:24 pm
But that, of course, remains to be seen, and don't forget the contested convention that will be occurring with the RNC, because no one wants Trump to win, but at the same time, Cruz's eligibility i still a matter of controversy.
Cannabal - April 17, 2016, 1:13 pm
You say that like it's an absolute fact, but, at best, it's a completely unsubstantiated factoid, and that goes especially for the District of Columbia, the seat of the federal government, with agencies like the INS & FEC who might well rule on this one.
ipaprime - April 17, 2016, 1:54 am
What part of Sen. Cruz being verified by FIFTY-ONE separate government agencies is beyond your ability to understand?
Cannabal - April 16, 2016, 1:30 pm
Here's the thing with Obama: he was born in Hawaii, USA, that is to say Barack Hussein Obama, Jr, the current presidential incumbent, was born in Hawaii, not in Kenya, Africa, like his father Barack Hussein Obama, Sr was. BIG BIG DIFFERENCE.
ipaprime - April 16, 2016, 12:12 am
Your onion does not alter the fact that 51 governmental agencies say he is. As they would have said the same thing about Obama if the "birther" nonsense" was true.
Cannabal - April 15, 2016, 3:00 pm
Yeah, I seem to recall having a discussion with you about the nature of facts and opinions, and I have done nothing but substantiate my arguments, and you can refudiate them all you want, Sarah Palin, Cruz is still constitutionally ineligible.
ipaprime - April 15, 2016, 8:40 am
Typical hater. Get your but handed to you by facts and you try to skate away by being flippant.
Cannabal - April 14, 2016, 9:32 pm
Ha! Even Fox News is trolling about this. I love this election year. http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/opinion/2016/04/12/rick-sanchez-by-renouncing-his-canadian-citizenship-ted-cruz-further-proved-his/
Cannabal - April 14, 2016, 9:07 pm
What's that you're saying: you're saying that Alberta doesn't have an American state election board? I wonder why that is?
ipaprime - April 12, 2016, 8:13 am
The election boards of each of the 50 states and the district of Columbia. Whoops you just put your foot in your mouth up to your gluteus.
Cannabal - April 11, 2016, 10:49 am
You have the list of these agencies, mayhap? Oh, wait, you don't, do you? I have to cite my sources, but you can just pull that factoid out of thin air and you claim it to have the most impeccable veracity? Your statement is utter balderdash! Rubbish!
ipaprime - April 10, 2016, 9:36 pm
Again 51 separate government agencies have verified his eligibility to be president. What about that do you not comprehend?
Cannabal - April 10, 2016, 4:34 pm
There is a massive difference between Obama and Cruz: Obama was born in Hawaii, within the national jurisdiction; Cruz was born in a different nation. If he does get the nomination from the GOP (which is unlikely) can and certainly will be sued for it.
ipaprime - April 10, 2016, 12:08 am
Here is a little fact for you to think on. Senator Cruiz has been checked and certified by 51 government agencies and each has confirmed his eligibility to be president. The same was done for President Obama.
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 12:05 pm
For those still not convinced by my arguments, here is one of the most pointed arguments I have perused. http://blogforarizona.net/law-professor-ted-cruz-is-not-eligible-to-be-president/
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 12:00 pm
How interesting that he claims himself to be a red=white-and-blue blooded American citizen and yet he didn't renounce his Canadian citizenship until MAY 2014, right before he entered the Senate! For a Republican that is truly outstanding hypocrisy.
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 12:00 pm
How interesting that he claims himself to be a red=white-and-blue blooded American citizen and yet he didn't renounce his Canadian citizenship until MAY 2014, right before he entered the Senate! For a Republican that is truly outstanding hypocrisy.
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 11:58 am
And for my final point, it would be pertinent to understand that after 1947, any child born in the nation of Canada was deemed automatically a Canadian citizen by birth, for dual citizenship was not recognized until 1976, after Cruz came to the U.S.
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 11:56 am
citizenship. Look at Article II: anyone who is natural-born OR is a citizen of the U.S. AT THE ADOPTION of the Constitution, allowing someone like, say, George Washington to be the first president of the U.S.
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 11:33 am
You know, I really love your second link: how it has a link to an article in the sidebar about how political parties rig elections, but that aside, this second link really goddam crass, man. I mean, the Constitution is not that vague about birthright...
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 11:20 am
While Ted Cruz may be a citizen of the U.S., he is not a natural-born citizen, he is a naturalized citizen, thanks to the citizenship status of his mother, a point I'm reiterating, because you, Prime, aren't capable of reading words too good.
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 11:17 am
Tell me something, have you read through the link you're posting? Because it also helps to affirm my point further, because "Citizen at birth" is not "Citizen by birth." Futhermore, neither parent was employed by the U.S. gov't at the time of birth, so...
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 11:13 am
"No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President..." Article II, Section 1, clause 5 U.S. Constitution.
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 11:06 am
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Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 10:59 am
Cannabal - April 8, 2016, 10:58 am
Oh, you want citations, well here ya go, Prime. https://www.facebook.com/notes/anna-tomerlin/ted-cruz-citizenship-timeline/815852778451290/
ipaprime - April 8, 2016, 9:03 am
some research for you.
ipaprime - April 8, 2016, 9:02 am
ipaprime - April 8, 2016, 8:55 am
Cannabal - April 7, 2016, 11:07 am
And before you start calling me a hypocrite liberal for posting these statements, the arguments herein are very conservative in their overall tone and are also strictly constructionist in scope, something Ted Cruz claims to be, but is obviously not.
Cannabal - April 7, 2016, 11:03 am
And if that is still not sound enough justification for denying the presidency to Ted Cruz, then the statute of naturalization that was amended in 1795 does not allot him the status of a natural-born citizen, but that of a NATURALIZED citizen.
Cannabal - April 7, 2016, 10:53 am
Since Ted Cruz was not born on any land with the sovereignty of the U.S., nor was he born to parents who were employed by the U.S. gov't whilst on foreign territory, he does not meet the prerequisite stipulation of natural born citizen under Article II.
Cannabal - April 7, 2016, 10:49 am
The Constitution could not be more clear about birthright citizenship, because the 14th Amendment a**erts the rights and requirements of birthright and naturalized citizenship, and Ted Cruz was born OUTSIDE OF THE JURISDICTION of the U.S. gov't.
Cannabal - April 7, 2016, 10:46 am
Was a Cuban national, and via legal tradition, citizenship of a child was usually passed down from the father, of course, Ted's dad was also a Canadian citizen at the time of Ted's birth, and neither parent was working for the US gov't at the time.
Cannabal - April 7, 2016, 10:37 am
As for citizenship conferred via parental nationality, Ted Cruz was not barred from becoming a "naturalized" due to his mother's American citizenship, but she didn't file a Consular Report of Birth Abroad to affirm and establish that. The father though--
Cannabal - April 7, 2016, 10:31 am
Let's start with birthright citizenship. The birth certificate of Ted Cruz clearly shows Ted Cruz was born in the nation of Canada, and was deemed a Canadian citizen at the time, unless foreign status wasotherwise declared by his own parents. parents
Cannabal - April 7, 2016, 10:25 am
You are absolutely correct, I should do more research about the constitutional eligibility of Ted Cruz before waylaying accusations of illegitimacy like I'm some sort of reactionary nativist, but since I am not, I will happily share with you my findings.
ipaprime - April 7, 2016, 1:19 am
Incorrect. His mother was/is a u.s. citizen, so all that is needed is a counsel's certificate and he is good to go. Simple research you might try sometime.

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Cannabal - April 7, 2016, 10:15 am
Like those who think they can "Make America Great Again" if you vote for the first demagogue who thinks rebuilding the Berlin Wall would be a great policy for immigration.
JohnGalt - April 7, 2016, 6:39 am
like those who would vote for a pathological liar, who should be in prison?
JohnGalt - April 7, 2016, 6:23 am
like those who think college can be free and would vote for Bernie
Cannabal - April 6, 2016, 6:34 pm
Exactly, it's important that Cruz's supporters have easy to understand pictures.
Olympusmanager - April 6, 2016, 6:06 pm
His constituents already know his plan. The coloring book is intended to attract those of a lower intellect who haven't quite woken up yet.
Olympusmanager - April 6, 2016, 6:06 pm
His constituents already know his plan. The coloring book is intended to attract those of a lower intellect who haven't quite woen up yet.

History of Presidents -

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Cannabal - April 9, 2016, 9:17 pm
Why is your dislike of Cruz illogical now?
Cyberhagen - April 9, 2016, 1:12 pm
I really really don't like Cruz, but you know that's a logical fallacy, right?


The is only one person in this world dumber than Raphael "Ted" Cruz -

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fauxnews - February 21, 2016, 11:31 pm
Breaking the 4th wall of sorts, meme-style, meh
fauxnews - February 21, 2016, 11:29 pm
Yeah, dumb typo.
tommygun - February 21, 2016, 11:25 pm
Did you mean "There" is only one person?
calron - February 21, 2016, 9:51 pm
Hey, you're the one that limited the number of people that like him to one.
fauxnews - February 20, 2016, 2:54 am
ph**os = p h o t o s
fauxnews - February 20, 2016, 2:51 am
calron - February 20, 2016, 2:40 am
So only one person in the whole world can like him at once? :P

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fauxnews - July 22, 2016, 4:53 am
I'll pass.

The RNC is not saying "Boooooo!" They are saying, "Cruzzzzzzz!" -

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Cannabal - April 18, 2016, 8:32 pm
Oh, yeah, the Iran Hostage Crisis, I mean, pfft!, big deal that was, amirite?
Bandit5906 - April 18, 2016, 8:06 pm
Remember when Jimmmy Carter banned muslims from immigrating? No one complaind about that.

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Donald Trump Is A Big Government Progressive -

TED CRUZ 2016 -

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Bandit5906 - January 17, 2016, 1:13 am
My fav also, but I just don't trust career politicians!

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fauxnews - June 1, 2015, 9:24 pm
I can do a democratic one. Don't worry, there is plenty of fodder on their side too. ;-)
Zeitguy - June 1, 2015, 8:59 pm
Sounds a bit partisan when considering comparable democratic hypocrisy but always great to see the lies of " the elected" exposed.

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MMessEnnBeeCee - August 8, 2015, 2:25 pm
You should do some research into the "I'd like to see her on her knees" comment. It was taken totally out of context. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urReg9O6MwA

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TheConservativeInsurgent - February 7, 2016, 6:10 pm
Ted Cruz conservative scorecard: Heritage Foundation - 100%. Conservative Review - 97%. Freedom Works - 98%. American Conservative Union - 100%
TheConservativeInsurgent - February 7, 2016, 6:02 pm
Cruz has only been in the Senate for 3 years. He served as Solicitor General of Texas from 2003-08. Authored over 80 SCOTUS briefs and presented over 40 oral arguments before The Court. He has sponsored 97 bills in the Senate.
Bandit5906 - February 7, 2016, 2:36 pm
She meant "career politician" of course!

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fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 9:37 pm
calron - May 25, 2015, 8:47 pm
Did he introduce a bill and then vote against it? Cause if heard of polyticktions doing that to try to have their cake and eat it too. He also might have voted against specific bills because of poison pills that are attached to certain bill to pass crap.

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calron - February 9, 2016, 2:42 am
Yep, more arguing by Ad Hominem, must be a sign of a b***on being pushed.
fauxnews - February 7, 2016, 2:06 pm
Oh no, now he drops the persecution complex card. lol Oh, the shame! As for the rest, you know the drill...see #79031. :-)
calron - February 7, 2016, 1:40 pm
So your statement being totally wrong because you got the meaning of a word wrong is "semantics"? Looks like you need to look yet another word up. But thanks for attacking me again.
fauxnews - February 7, 2016, 4:52 am
Now you're just being obtuse. Who cares about semantics? I also coulda just said IDGAF. But I chose the polite route, meh.
calron - February 7, 2016, 12:40 am
Wow, maybe you should check disagree in a dictionary before you spout of to dodge like that.
fauxnews - February 6, 2016, 11:04 pm
Don't know'em. So they cant disagree with me.Not that complicated, they just happen to really suck and are unelectable as President. Nothing personal against them. Just mocking them.
calron - February 6, 2016, 9:17 pm
They must be because they disagree with you. >:)
fauxnews - February 6, 2016, 10:01 am
Nah, Rubio and Cruz are just a couple or xenophobe a-holes with racist attitudes who should know better based upon their own roots :-)
calron - February 6, 2016, 2:52 am
Cause if you are against illegal immigration you musty be anti-immigrant and all those women that are against being a**aulted by refugees in Germany must just be anti-refugee.
Bandit5906 - February 5, 2016, 8:30 pm
Rubio is pro-amnesty! Rubio + Gang-of-eight!

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calron - February 11, 2016, 5:16 am
Yet another robo-reply and an a**ertion that doesn't fit the facts. Noce to see you still and dancing around proving your original point rather than actually trying to prove it,
fauxnews - February 11, 2016, 2:30 am
*yawn* More bulverism. Nothing new here. So GO TO comment#79080. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
calron - February 11, 2016, 2:27 am
Well you just called your own subjective opinion a 'fact' and started with more false a**umptions moving father away from any actual point to referencing what you feel I think over what I've actually said. And you have yet to support your original claims.
fauxnews - February 10, 2016, 9:20 am
Have a good one mate. Cheers :-)
fauxnews - February 10, 2016, 9:20 am
In fact, you're projecting so badly you even went out of your way (more than once) to say you're pushing my b*ttons when the truth was I wasn't even talking to you. You were just being insecure. Sorry that I pushed your's SO badly. Nothing personal (2/2)
fauxnews - February 10, 2016, 9:16 am
Mate, I've been enjoying a lovely backpacking trip for the last several months. When I returned to banter about politics, you quickly jumped in with a bitter, passive-aggressive set of replies to resume some old rivalry you're still b*tthurt over.(1/2)
calron - February 10, 2016, 2:10 am
Notice how you responses start with the a**umption that I'm wrong and then on to talk about me to explain why I'm wrong with a basic "NO U!" accusation?
fauxnews - February 9, 2016, 5:03 am
assume = as$ume
fauxnews - February 9, 2016, 5:02 am
All of this is REALLY just the long-winded way of saying,"I'll reply to you when you actually have something of substance to say,or relevance." If I dont reply,then "see #79037thru#79041" because you can safely a**ume that's what Im thinking.Cheers :-)
fauxnews - February 9, 2016, 4:55 am
...and when it's not reasonable,I dont reply(hence why I sarcastically referred you to "see #79037thru#79041").The truth is comment #79036 came from misunderstanding:If I knew you meant a poster,I woulda responded to that instead.That warrants a reply...
fauxnews - February 9, 2016, 4:47 am
...And the remedy to your bulverism is an easy one.Accept that some reasoning is not tainted by the reasoner(you).Some arguments are valid and some conclusions true.That's why I reply to some of what you say, when it's reasonable (like I'm doing now)...
fauxnews - February 9, 2016, 4:44 am
....Funny though that you meant "bulverism". That's exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that lengthy reply. Little did I know you were projecting. It has been your central strategy, after all, since you joined here in your debate against me...
fauxnews - February 9, 2016, 4:39 am
LOL.That's on YOU to be clear in your response.And the OS my android device doesnt h**link to that poster. IN the context of the "debate",it was reasonable to a**ume you meant 'a comment' since I had been referencing those in this our other threads...
calron - February 9, 2016, 2:38 am
Nope, poster 65519, it's even a link so you just click it. But thanks for showing how you false a**umptions color your responses.
fauxnews - February 7, 2016, 2:14 pm
Comment#65519. Huh? Some old random response to good'ole, "He who shall not be named"? As If I'm supposed to know what to do with that?? Delusions are getting worse mate. As for the rest *ahem* Second verse, same as the first! See #79031
calron - February 7, 2016, 1:42 pm
Sure cause the Founding Father saying where they think rights come from and stating governments role in the matter has nothing to do with what they thought on the subject. Also see 65519
fauxnews - February 7, 2016, 4:50 am
Nope. You are just "projecting" and are either (A) totally oblivious about it or (B) dishonest about it. Either way, I don't care...got for it, it's amusing. Feels like I'm part of a Monty Python sketch. Curious where it will lead X-D
calron - February 7, 2016, 12:38 am
So basically you are just dodging.
fauxnews - February 6, 2016, 11:06 pm
Translation (Calvon): B.S.
calron - February 6, 2016, 9:20 pm
Which doesn't have anything to do with what the Founding Fathers thought or where rights come from. Basically use used a False Dilemma in your first response and attacked a false a**umption in the second rather than reading the DOI.
fauxnews - February 6, 2016, 9:57 am
*yawn* Oh, your sarcasm aside, your nation was founded as a democracy, not a theocracy...as much as you wish otherwise.
calron - February 6, 2016, 2:50 am
Try reading the DoI before shooting off like that, http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html
fauxnews - February 5, 2016, 11:53 pm
A lack of a proper education certainly would explain THAT retort since God doesnt exist.So according to educated folk,rights cant come from a make-believe God.So Im going with the Constitution,which IS a real thing.Consider yourself schooled(aka educated)
Olympusmanager - February 5, 2016, 9:03 pm
Our rights do, in fact, come from God and are guaranteed as God-given by the Constitution. An education is a terrible thing to waste.

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